Male Friend: The other day I stepped up to a urinal.
Relaxed the various sphincter muscles. Out came a small fart.
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There was some guy washing his hands. I was pretty embarrassed.
He pretended not to hear. When someone enters a stall and pees, Freetalk chatting hear all kinds of gnarly farts.
Male Friend: Well a urinal is different than a stall. Not any more appropriate than farting next to the water cooler.
Me: I guess so, but these are full on wet bean bubbly machine gun farts. Poots and Toots.
Home Stinky Disclaimer! About Poots and Toots. Me: OMG my stomach just did a growl gurgle, and it was loud.
It sounded like a fart. Male Friend: Your coworkers are disgusting. Don't pass that gas.
Remember Remember Your Poops of November. DooDoo Art.